People of the Empire.
On behalf of one’s Ministry of Gentlemanly Warfare one wishes all who serve and support it, a most happy Yuletide and feast of Christmas.
May all your battles against the Jedi, the French, the Daleks,and other forces of Evil, go well this season, and on into the year of our Lord eighteen-hundred and ninety-six.
One recognise that this is a difficult time for the Empire, but with your courageous efforts we can restore order and peace.
Be well and be merry.
Victoria of House Saxe-Cobourg Gotha, First of Her Name, Queen of the English and the First Men, Companion of Galifrey, Mistress of Torchwood, Empress of India and Queen of her Dominions, Defender of the True Faith, and Protector of the Realm.